royalty.

Jamie speaking.   Royalty [n.] 'roiəltē' :
people of royal blood or status: "diplomats and royalty shared tables at the banquet".

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

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— 10 hours ago with 81076 notes

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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— 10 hours ago with 231320 notes
taint3ed:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

OMFG

I am so done with this website

taint3ed:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

OMFG

I am so done with this website

(Source: four-big-idiots, via arhenophobia)

— 10 hours ago with 97781 notes

carry-on-my-summertime-sadness:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

vivianvivisection:

llttlemermaid:

why do white girls think coachella is an excuse to dress so embarrassingly 

Cause it’s too hot for them to put on their klan robes.

image

OH SHIT

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— 1 day ago with 3246 notes

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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— 1 day ago with 21097 notes
johnlock-consulting-husbands:


This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

(Source: alchimiedesetoiles, via bloggingtoheal)

— 1 day ago with 188026 notes

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

image

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— 1 day ago with 50158 notes

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via stxnvd)

— 1 day ago with 424213 notes

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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— 2 days ago with 164791 notes